Turkey Selected For Presidential Pardon Begs Obama For Death After Learning Bodies Of Slaughtered Family Members To Be Filled With Other Murdered Birds Before Being Consumed At Gatherings Meant To Celebrate Human Families

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Redneck Throws Out Confederate Flag Condoms After Female Cousin Went Into Backseat Of Pickup With Her Brother Instead After Fireworks Show Redneck Throws Out Confederate Flag Condoms After Female Cousin Went Into Backseat Of Pickup With Her Brother Instead After Fireworks Show
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